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Brother-in-law

Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.

The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.

Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.

The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013
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Older brother

Examples:
You: Hey can I show you something?
Your older brother: Get out of my room

You: Can you help me with this
Your older brother: Do it yourself

You are trying to fap in the bathroom and your brother knocks on the door and tells you he need to go.
You open the door and your brother washes his hands and walks away
by Bigg_E_Rection January 5, 2021
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brothers cup

the best song ever- by RHCP
by Jimmy Joe December 24, 2003
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quarter brother

my half-brother's half-brother
Jason and Lydia's son is Sam. Clai and Lydia's son is Will. Jason and Maureen's son is Davis. Will and Davis are quarter brothers.
by Una Malachica May 17, 2008
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annoying brother

That one douche that doesn’t get off the Xbox
My annoying brother won’t let me play on my Xbox!
by Trusty McCoolGuy February 11, 2018
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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'
by fghhjhujk8k77 October 29, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?
omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!
by Thhe Joe October 7, 2008
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