Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014

back-up bitch

Person you invite to go somewhere when your preferred person cannot go. Can be male or female (non-gender specific).

"You can't make it? I better call my back-up bitch!"

by Rob Norment December 15, 2008

throw back [to throw back]

to rest; to put one's feet up (creolese expression, typical in Guyana)

I'm tired, I'll throw back this afternoon.

by Patrick Walen July 2, 2005

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

slam back

To down an alcoholic drink all in one go, without pause for breath (and sometimes without more than one swallow, unlike a chug). Most commonly used with shots.

Hey man, watch, I'm gonna slam back this vodka.

by Halfling Rogue March 2, 2010

on the back burner

Postponed or deferred, as in a low-priority task.

It wasn't April 15th yet so I put the taxes on the back burner.

by The Aloha Overlord March 22, 2014

don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*

"Don't text back"

*read*

by Yvngslvmped May 11, 2017