Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

sugar bowl

inside of calling it a vagina or pussy, call it a sugar bowl. pussy sounds disgusting and vagina is too professional for a regular conversation with a friend or loved one.

“he wanted this sugar bowl” “he was tryna get my sugar bowl last night girl”

by stormi monroe December 2, 2020

bowl man

a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.

wow. bowl man is here

by squirrelboyiscool October 19, 2021