Fruit Booters

Someone who wishes they could skateboard but are too retarted so they put on roller skates and try to fit in with skateboarders.Unfortanately rollerblading is easy and is to gay to be done at a skatepark and should be done only in the middle of the interstate.

Man I wish these fruit booters would get out of the way and quit trying to do a 900 into a gayslide on a ledge.

by Dick M Harter September 19, 2006

boots

a term describing a bad situation or something thats "wack"

u get insufficiant funds at the ATM.

ur response would be "that's boots man"

by casey meehan April 4, 2008

Booter

A term used to describe a ski jump instead of saying a jump. Most oftenly used by those who natural selection has not claimed yet. The Midwest Massive CEO Will Brunker generally uses this term with the adjectives fresh and young.

"Dude lets build a booter right there!"

When people ask you "Why the fuck are you saying this?"

Reply "Mark Abma says this" (Said in a raspy, crusty, underlying homosexual tone)

by Chuck Darwin February 19, 2011

Fuck me boots

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them

guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'

by oodycaboodious September 30, 2005

cement boots

albanian tap dance shoes from the 1800hundreds

vince gave the razzolinis, cement boots as a departing present,in the hudson river.

by raul flores October 17, 2008

fruit boots

Tight fitting, high top shoes or boots (such as romeo shoes) worn by "Teddy Boy" hood (hoodlum) types in the late 1960s and early 1970s. The term was originally meant to be derrogatory but was soon assimilated by "long hairs."

As the laid back casualness of hippies was evolving from the earlier beatnik style, another group of young people were dressing in Nehru jackets and fruit boots and both groups were wearing bell bottoms.

by Jubilation T. Corndoq March 21, 2007

fruit boots

very similar to the in-line skate/roller blade definition except on snow, whereas the snowboarders and surprisingly enough... skiers both make fun of the deuch bags that fly around on the short skis - anyone with short skis can usually be spotted easily by looking for something else really gay such as a hat with bright colored spikes on it or a a huge penis in their but

snowboarder: Does that guy with huge penis in his but have fruit boots on?

skier: Are you talking about the guy wearing the hat with bright colored spikes on it?

snowboarder: Yea.

skier: I think so.

by jacob luce January 13, 2008