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Carpet bombing

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018
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Stick Bombing

The act of inserting a catheter into your glans penis the wrong way around and then injecting hotsauce into your dick before the coitus.
The surprise effect is the best part of Stick Bombing because the extra bit of Fright added to the sheer pain makes for great Views during ejaculation. So it is perfectly suitable for One Night Stands.
by Maibster July 3, 2018
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Ravagely Bumping

When you are in a game of Rocket League and your teammates keep ramming into you instead of the ball.
I was in ranked and this man just kept Ravagely Bumping me.
by Dinosquid May 14, 2018
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Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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Lip Bombing

Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging
Lip Bombing is the women version of a Tea Bag or Tea Bagging

"Random Person talking shit"
Woman: "Don't make me come over there & Lip Bomb you"
Random Person: "What the fuck is a Lip Bomb?"
Woman: "It's the girl version of a Tea Bag"
"Woman runs over to the 'Random Person' & slaps them in the face with her Pussy Lips"
Woman Yells: "Now that's a Lip Bomb"
by PrincessSymbol August 21, 2018
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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