Blonde chick

A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job with a fat ass.

That blonde chick keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!

by 4bx April 6, 2022

Dumb blonde

The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do

That dumb blonde don't know anything

by Someone somewhere somehow April 18, 2017

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Strawberry blonde

A ginger in denial.

“You’re a red head their is no such thing as strawberry blonde.”

by J4vvkkkkk August 9, 2022

Bleach Blonde

A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.

Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.

The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.

She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.

-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"

-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"

by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011

blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

Blond Spot

A blond patch of hair in the middle of your head, typically where bald spots would be. The blond patch of hair gives the false impression that someone is missing hair in that space, creating a pseudo bald spot.

1: "OMG, do you have a bald spot at 19?"
2: "No. It's just a blond spot."

by Hodey August 10, 2009