Tiger Blood

Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.

Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"

Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"

Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"

Bill "Will it be magic?"

Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"

by The ma-sheen March 05, 2011

Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.

Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."

by GoonGoblin8 October 16, 2010

raining blood

when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere

Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood

by Harry Carter February 26, 2008

blood walk

A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.

Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).

by Fatboy Ray November 07, 2006

first blood

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.

I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.

by Robertino October 17, 2005

blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 02, 2009