Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

by Old Mom January 7, 2017

Go tit yourself

v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up

Guy #1: Why did you steal my last ice cream cone? I was saving that. :(

Guy #2: Go tit yourself!

by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011

Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.

You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.

by Orion Strongman May 20, 2011

Go hang yourself

Get lost, I don't give a damn what you say

"They forgot to deliver the newspaper for our house."
"Go hang yourself, stupid."

by JQPublic May 6, 2010

the art of fucking yourself

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.

I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013

smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

by BuRn51E July 25, 2007