Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)

Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

Empty Barrel

Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!

Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.

by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017

Sweatin da barrel

Sweatin da barrel refers to a sex act which involves the use of a bucket or large bowl along with a set of strong lengthy fingers; preferably from a male

Bro I'm telling you, I got her sweatin da barrel and it was a gushy mess.

by ShweaterPete January 19, 2017

Barrel

A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts

Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray

by Crackhead #1 September 8, 2017

barrel fun

Men away from home have homosexual encounters in the barrel.

Stewie “it’s my turn turn for barrel fun, get over here big boys”

by Owens wan kenobi October 16, 2022

Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.

I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!

by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020