Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.

A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.

by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

H8 balds

Minimal masquerading of the quantity 8 ball

Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75

by Drpalabras May 23, 2021

bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation

Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget

by Laundrybask3t June 7, 2022

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.

“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025