gay attack

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.

*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?

by r3v3nger September 09, 2018

Heart-attack

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by Saltypat October 12, 2019

Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you

1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!

by Sister Wife February 28, 2011

Rock Attack

The best movie series of all time. Primarily shown on google video, the series includes "Rock Attack!: Trouble in Omega 7" and "Rock Attack! 2: Babyface Rising". These are the only two films currently out though more are expected.

"Did you see Rock Attack! 2? It was fucking awesome!"

by Not Jeff March 21, 2007

Arial Attack

Arial Attack is just like a hot carol only in the form of a suprise.

John did an Arial Attack on Jason last night and now Jason is in rehab.

by Dirty Deed April 01, 2009

Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.

Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.

by MattyPoo Dru March 20, 2009

crush attack

The moments when you see your crush, or when he/she actually looks at you. The feeling is like your floating on a cloud, or it feels like your drowning, like you can't remember how to breath properly.

My bff: are you alright?
Me: I just saw my crush, and he looked at me!!
My bff: ohhh, so your having a crush attack?
Me: ya.

by Ilovesoccer123 March 09, 2016