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Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024
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American Recording Artist Wade Wiseman

One of the greatest American recording artists better than Kanye of all time
I saw the American Recording Artist Wade Wiseman show at eden it was insane bro
by Stickyboy11 July 12, 2022
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artist

One who makes very high quality crystal methanphetimine
Yo mista white, we gotta like cook now, yo
This is like glass, like you an artist yo
by memecp July 25, 2022
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Artist

Quelqu'un (mais pas tout le monde) qui se sent profondément mal et éjecte leurs affliction sur un pauvre papier , si le papier n'existait pas je me demande où ils etoufferont leurs mal, un vrai artiste a la capacité d'imaginer, contrairement à ceux qui copient sans aucun talent, vous fait que de l'imitation sans sens concrèt.
Jade: comment tu fais pour être une artiste!?
Moi : rien faut que je sois juste mal
by L1lstr3wxb July 27, 2022
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tattoo artist

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Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.
“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin
by blackenedsicken June 11, 2022
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Cross-Artist

A person who is either or all: two-faced, a backstabber, or switches up on you. A disloyal person.
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.

Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
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