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tori twat

Posh, rich and above anyone lower than the middle class. Prude, self centred, spoilt and sometimes polite (can be a racist too)
They’re a real tori twat yah know
by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019
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Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.
That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.
by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
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Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss May 31, 2018
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Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina
Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend
by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015
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Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014
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twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.
Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!
by smarties37 May 12, 2014
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salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying
person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."
by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015
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