affictitious

forged; counterfeit.

The affictitious signature on the cheque was detected by the teller.

by uttam maharjan September 7, 2011

The Ben Affleck

When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

by Phillip Wilcher February 29, 2008

affie

N. Anus Fucker, Shit banger, Ass Fucker

"What the hell you do that for, affie!"

by urbanslang5 June 16, 2006

affend

act of hurting or insulting someone

he is not a friendly person because he affend others

by affend easiest meaning February 5, 2018

Super Affiliate

A term used to describe the best affiliate marketers. Typically produce dank traffic and are the cream of the crop.

I wish i could be a Super Affiliate like Tatto Media.

by Orange Slice June 18, 2008

Reverse Affirmative Action

By-passing qualified minorities and awarding jobs to less qualified whites. The other side of affirmative action.

Reverse affirmative action is when people with names like John Smith and Jose Ramirez send out the same resume to the same 10 employers. John gets 8 call backs, Jose gets 0.

by apoke April 9, 2017

black tie affair

Sexual act where the man first penetrates a woman (not his wife/girlfriend) in the anus. Then, he proceeds to titty-bang the same woman leaving a distinct line down her chest, thus the name black tie affair.

I left my wife at home and took the baby sitter to a black tie affair.

by Robert Pilfry March 10, 2008