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Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.
person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"
by yaw yark June 4, 2019
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Jared

A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.
That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared
by Vhfu bf sun March 5, 2020
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Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to
by The stinky rat January 11, 2024
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Jared

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"
by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020
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jared

jared, a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. he uses you for sex and will not care if you are hurting. he says that you’re his only one but check his phone sis!!!
jared only texts me at night trying to get freaky!
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jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.
by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
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Jared

The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.
Jared is the douche bag that married dated his mother.
by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019
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