cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 04, 2020

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Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 07, 2016

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tornado jockey

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family

if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence

by Sexydimma January 28, 2015

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tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

by Sexydimma April 01, 2017

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