Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

kenneth woods

he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her

He is such a Kenneth Woods

by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018

zachary wood

Just some cunt who jacks off to hentai

"Hey look its zachary wood"

by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

Lachlan Wood

Perfect

Lachlan Wood is perfect

by asdfghkjhgfds October 24, 2019

Burnin’ Wood

When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)

“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”

by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021

wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021