Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.

"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"

by The Pan April 27, 2010

window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold

How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me

by Snowy slope February 23, 2019

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 21, 2010

window tinter

A sick twisted minded individual guaranteed to take you to the dark side.

That guy must be a window tinter.

by Dr.Tint April 06, 2021

opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable May 16, 2011

Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017