Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.

Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”

by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020

Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.

He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.

by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.

OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).

by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Wade Wilson

Deadpool, the regenerating degenerate, Merc With a Mouth, the greatest thing to come from Canada since maple syrup and Three Days Grace.

Oh my Glob! Wade Wilson is so awesome! He’s way the coolest!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021