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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Witch

Woman with personality, strong and powerful. Usually used by the patriarchy as an insult. The truth is that it's an honour be called like that.
I don't like her, she's untameable.
+ She's a witch.
by I'm one of those September 1, 2022
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witch’s finger

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.
Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!
by DACTF July 16, 2018
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witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.
by Çýýý July 22, 2025
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Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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Witch

Religion of women or men who are not pagan, heathen or wiccan.
Kendra Belgrad is a Witch.
by Spooky Ghost Girl December 21, 2023
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