wasted weekend

when mees wastes their weekend by not seeing a single friend. a weekend of regret by waking up late, and not planning things ahead of time.

I keep having wasted weekends where the fuck are my friends im so bored

by mees0804 January 18, 2021

Wasted Potential

Not using the pole vault poles to have jousting tournaments

Damn, its wasted potential that we cant joust with the poles, I'd love to see Nick absolutely impaled

by daves.disciples January 21, 2022

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

wasted

a
person tht is hella
ugly or anything along those lines.
also sumone/sumthin stupid.

omg.
eww tht niggah jimmy is maddd'
wasted!

lol.
ur wasted

by nickoya April 18, 2008

wasted

an exclamation one uses after another has been embarrassed or inconvenienced.

Sean sees his best friend Billy walking down the hall carrying a pile of books...Sean runs up to Billy and slams the books out of his arms onto the floor, then yells, "WASTED!!"

by PocaHO September 4, 2003

Tranny Wasted

When you end up getting more wasted than you expect, and given the right scenario you might engage a tranny.

Bro 1: Bro I was so wasted last night...

Bro 2: I know man you banged a tranny...

Bro 1: Damn bro that's my second time getting tranny wasted this week.

by Brochompskithe2nd January 15, 2013

White Girl Wasted

Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)

The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask “can i pee in your truck” (the answer is always no)

“Have you seen drunk 1?”
“Yeah. She’s white girl wasted.”

by buckleys224 April 19, 2019