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Everything You Know is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
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wrong syndrome

When there is multiple layers of proof in an argument against someone and they still refuse the fact that they are wrong.
"You are wrong because you said this in this clip" "NO I am not" "stop having wrong syndrome"
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all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.
A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."
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Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry
I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)
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you picked the wrong house fool

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool
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