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Stall Waiting

Stall Waiting occurs when two women who are pee shy occupy adjacent stalls. They can't empty their bladderswhen anyone is nearby because it makes a noise when they urinate into the toilet. So they wait until one gives up still with a painfully full bladder and leaves. If there are no other persons in the Ladies Room, the woman who is still in the stall is able to pee after holding her bladder for all day at work. It was 3 p.m. She last peed at 7 a.m.
My girl friend Joan hates Stall Waiting. She can't pee in a a private stall when there are lines of women waiting for each toilet in a crowded rest stop Ladies Room. When she got back in the car, she cried. I asked her what was wrong. She reminded me that we started out 6 hours ago. This is the second time she couldn't pee. Her bladder was bulging painfully. That turned me on.

It also happens with guys. There is a sophmore nearby in our dorm at the university who stands at the urinal every morning and can't pee a drop and relieve his pee full morning bladder. He has a bad case of paruresis.
by IvyLeague19 April 2, 2010
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Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.
"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"
by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010
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Washingtons

Filthy, often unbrushed or rotten teeth. An homage to George Washington's wooden dentures.
Go brush your god-awful Washingtons.
by FTVMartin December 17, 2006
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Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks
by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007
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Washington Examiner

Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid
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call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".
Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"
by placebo February 3, 2005
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