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George Washington

First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.
George Washington...

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.
by betsy rosss October 24, 2007
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Washington Township Highschool

A school in south jersey with about 5000 kids who are either punk,wigger, or nerds.The academics are very poor and only about 60% of the kids go to college.In sports they are decent but still lose to the top end teams, no matter how many steroids they use.The excessive alcohol and drug use in the school might be a reason why they are a very bad school.But, on the good end of it almost every girl in the school is hott,but the majority of the hott girls are sluts and have a STD.If you go to TWP you should just quit life.

TWP is such a trash school
a school with hookers,sluts, and down syndrome
by WHO_ARE_U April 29, 2005
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university of washington

The biggest gathering of assholes, fags, and gay rich kids in the entire Pac-10, with no close second. Noted for its dangerous campus, frat rapes, terrible athletics, snobby ugly kids, and not having a college experience. Rumors of a strong academic program are misguided, the only strong academic programs at the UW are graduate programs, UW would not waste any of their time with undergrads.
The University of Washington is located in seattle washington, and is hated 2nd most of all pac 10 schools, despite trying all it can to recruit dumbasses, no wonder brad went there!
by OreDucks March 16, 2008
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Washington Square Park

aka NYU park.
filled with joggers & childrens playing everyday.
there are also benches you can sit around on until you can't feel your ass anymore. a park completed with a arch near new york university in NYC.
i feel tired after studying. instead of going to the library, want to head to the park/washington square park?
by kikiki July 5, 2007
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Wasting time

Doing something that doesn't need to be done
Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time
by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016
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Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022
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Andrew Washington

He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.
Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.
by That1guyov3rthere September 19, 2019
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