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Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.
Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.
by Zydrixx March 25, 2021
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hurricane warning

Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.
Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?
by Benjamin Newell March 4, 2021
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After-warning

A retarded term made by the minny mouse boy Micheal so he can cheat in smasj
Oh when I killed that child he should’ve of dodged I gave him a after-warning
by Reegus April 17, 2021
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global warming

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
by skeletonian April 18, 2021
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Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021
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Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.
Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over
by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021
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Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).
"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."
by Kagethelette September 12, 2021
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