vagina orchard

a whore house or strip club; somewhere where much vagina is present

The Red Light District is quite the vagina orchard.

by Clyde Parker March 2, 2010

Faggot Vagina

A slang term for a homosexual man's genitals.

Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.

by Phillip McMorland December 7, 2010

Poopy Vagina

When a woman takes a shit & then accidentally wipes upward so the poop leaves a trail into her vagina.

Girl 1: "I wiped upward instead of downward after I took a shit."

Girl 2: "Oh no, you probably have a Poopy Vagina now.."

by stinkfart38 November 2, 2013

vagina dog

another way of saying "man-whore" or "player"

Brook: "Joe slept with another girl again!"

Emily: "ya hes such a vagina dog."

by rawrrawr666 December 11, 2011

Whiskey Vagina

When you have sex while drunk and are completely unable to achieve orgasm.

I was having sex with my SO after we got wasted at the bar and I totally got whiskey vagina and didn't finish.

by Gigi Engle May 17, 2015

vagina dialogue

Essentially the interaction betwixt two vaginas. Also known as scissoring.

Carol is a real rug-muncher, she participates in vagina dialogues at least twice a night.

by Cam Nielsen January 14, 2008

vagina to the china

exerting yourself to the point of extreme involvement.

female version of "balls to the wall"

steve: "wow that was an awesome catch!"

carl: "yeah dude, she really went vagina to the china that time"

by JimmyO'face December 2, 2010