unicorn squad

A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again

wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!

by candy skulls December 12, 2018

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broken unicorn

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.

Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.

by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016

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Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

by Yet Another Chris March 10, 2011

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Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 6, 2011

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Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

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Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 7, 2009

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