what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022
Get the Turkish-mug. A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.
“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”
by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Getupmug. War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.
Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025
Get the Full Turkish bloodmug. by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020
Get the turkish shlankmug. by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021
Get the Turkish meatballmug. person who is late
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
Get the turkish policemug. A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.
"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"
by TaintMissBehavin September 29, 2020
Get the Turkish Saunamug.