An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.
(or girls...)
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.
(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
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noun; plural: teeth
1. a. A bonehead-like person, or seemingly cool person acting in a bonehead manner. Typically found at a party, social gathering or event, where an audience is present, surrounded by a layer of bigger teeth.
b. A similar person, acting in tooth-like manner. Someone who simply is not cool.
2. A "cock-blocker."
Word History: from the root, rocktooth, or toothface -- a derivative of rockface.
1. a. A bonehead-like person, or seemingly cool person acting in a bonehead manner. Typically found at a party, social gathering or event, where an audience is present, surrounded by a layer of bigger teeth.
b. A similar person, acting in tooth-like manner. Someone who simply is not cool.
2. A "cock-blocker."
Word History: from the root, rocktooth, or toothface -- a derivative of rockface.
"I'm not going to Rice's party, there's gonna be a ton of teeth there!"
"Why were there so many teeth at Colin's last night?"
"Domingo was being such a tooth."
"Why were there so many teeth at Colin's last night?"
"Domingo was being such a tooth."
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