Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.

Tomato Zach is salty and mean.

by Santa squad November 14, 2018

tomato rat

A long drawn out intestinal gas purge.

That guy just cut a tomato rat inside the store.

by TheOldManoftheMT67 February 05, 2024

Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster December 09, 2008

tomato boy

The kind of guy who pretends he really wants a tomato (a girl that exudes confidence) but really just wants get her in the bed, and will leave her the second she gives him what he wants.

That fudging tomato boy told me he loved me and wanted to be with me but left as soon as I gave him my love.

by It girl energy August 06, 2024

tomato

A 1920's term for a hot, sexy woman.

"She's a hot, ripe tomato!" "Huh? Grandpa, are you hungry?"

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023