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Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon
Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes
by Yellowstar April 7, 2015
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Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."
Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.
by mooffoom March 18, 2025
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Tomatoed

To be red from exercise or embarrassment.

Tomatoing - verb form
Man that guy is really tomatoed
by A. T. Wilds July 30, 2016
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Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
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tomato

1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
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Tomato

A dumb HoE who likes Thirteen Reasons Why ( Which is Bomb by the way).
That Tomato over there dead made a definition of her own name just to make Alphonso feel stupid.
by Lmfaooooo gotummmmm June 12, 2018
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Tomato

African American Tribe who has dumbass red ass heads and live together like a tomato patch
I love eataing tomatos
by Max Kovacs Is a Bitch January 24, 2025
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