on a warm summmer night when you stick you bread in someones vagina and then in the morning you have nice steamy toast
by your mom May 13, 2005

by Dr Defender August 10, 2017

by cantBfaded September 2, 2016

The source of all life, a magical material capable of things incomprehensible to mankind.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.
Example 1
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!
by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

Larry: "I am the most intelligent person on the planet."
Barry: "You're full of shit."
John: "That girl is 0/10."
Joe: "You're full of toast."
Barry: "You're full of shit."
John: "That girl is 0/10."
Joe: "You're full of toast."
by Marnom Dudield March 5, 2017

by CthulhuTheThird September 14, 2015

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
by Klapp710 June 6, 2015
