eat bread

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

by Sandalwood November 22, 2007

Eat the Bean

when a girl/guy sucks on another chicks clit

Tod: you ever gave cassue head before
Kyle:yup
Tim:Ewwww u eat the bean

by iNDiDORK June 27, 2011

eat bread

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"

Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel

by cloud999 July 08, 2011

Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect

Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"

by Killer DM March 09, 2019

eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

by Mister_Miagi July 30, 2010

eating the meatloaf

when someone licks a black girls ass

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf

by meaty buns November 01, 2009

eat out

1. To go to a restaurant or fast food place and have a meal

2. To perform oral sex on a female

1. I invited my girlfriend to eat out at McDonald's for dinner.

2. Afterwards, she asked me to eat her out, so I did.

by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008