Tire Loving Fag

Someone who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at"

"Shut up boy im looking at tires"

"But why?"

"Because Im a fucking Tire Loving Fag"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Grap on my tired

The original thread.
members.shaw.ca/penphoe/grap/grap.html

...should i make him grap on my tired while i drive?

by 05wrxmatt July 21, 2008

Dead Dick Tired

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

by JPickwick March 22, 2011

Tire

sab0tage its the correct spelling when you refer to the rubber part of a wheel.

I have a flat tire

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

tired

Someone who acts annoying.

That girl is so tired because she thinks she knows everything.

Why are you acting like that? Quit being tired.

by Vlada February 6, 2008

tigress

A young female adult with an infatuation for older men. Just the sight of an older man makes her want to ride his shriveled man meat possibly causing death in the process. She keeps nitroglycerin and Viagra handy in her purse at all times for when the moment is right.

Damn son, I can't believe that tigress got hired up in the retirement home my granddad is at. Guess I'll be going to that dirty ole bastards funeral sooner than later.

by Big Cat 1 January 21, 2013