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Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.
“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
by DAOB February 18, 2018
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Milkin the Titties

the action of one performing the act of milking ones nipples in a public area. This can also be performed on the male genitalia.
jay: sorry erin, i was busy milkin the titties.
erin: i have nipples jay, could you milk me?
by jerin hollins August 26, 2009
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Titty Wednesday

Titty Wednesday

Titty Wednesday day occurs every tuesday. During the 24 hour time period, women are allowed to show their boobs without being criticized. The weekly holiday has its roots in Twitter, is now celebrated in all forms of social media, & even via text message.
Good Morning! Happy Titty Wednesday.
“ Happy Titty Wednesday , can i see your breast
by vaczgo August 25, 2021
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Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments
Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers
by @The Hojer January 5, 2021
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Titty Rap

Rap with the most basic beat and weak lyrics; lyrics revolve around tiddy, ass, money, and sudatives.
Russul: Chris I’m tired of listening to Post Malone, I need to hear me some titty rap, blast some 6ix9ine.
by John Wall please October 10, 2018
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Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015
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pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.
Damn those are some nice pixel titties!
by ApeWanker March 10, 2016
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