Arrogant @$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. >:(
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
EXAMPLE #1
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
by Professor Actual-Factual December 14, 2010
Get the Timmug. The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
by tim-tam jones February 26, 2011
Get the tim-tamsmug. Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."
Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
by Stanley March 9, 2005
Get the Tim Thomasmug. One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex.
by Jesus Hitler Christ March 16, 2004
Get the Tim Nelmsmug. Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."
by Andy House January 17, 2008
Get the a snowballing Timmug. by Tim Estabrook December 9, 2008
Get the Pulling a Timmug. by youre mom(goes to college) January 25, 2005
Get the tim joycemug.