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throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'
'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'
by Bukkake King January 28, 2010
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Throwing up em horns

A homosexual male term used in skateboarder. It implies one man giving another male an erection. When the certain male receives an erection, his 'horn' has been thrown up.
Skater- 'Hey mitch did you see that nose kickflip?"

Friend- 'Yea that was pretty hot and wicked'

Skater 2- 'You boys throwing up em horns or are you skating?
by Hospis Vet March 20, 2011
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Throwing a Hippo

The act of sudden violent , sexual , or otherwise unusual acts in response to being overcome with boredom or annoyance

Past tense threw a hippo
by ?_? yay April 16, 2011
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throwing a jackson

(males only) Getting that wasted that your unable to produce sentances, misjudge sexes an hookup with your male bestfriend. The night normally ends up in a shower with a mate.
mark: "dude last night i think i was throwing a jackson but all is good ,i ended up in my backseat with a hot chick "
by natlie. October 14, 2011
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throwing a gowl

Having a massive hissy fit or a tantrum and generally being overly angry.
Dude: "Man your mother used to be sound, but then she threw a massive gowl the other night and now I hate her."
Guy: "I know how you feel..."

Girl: "Get outta my face you dope!"
Guy: "Ah now, don't be throwing a gowl like"
by dj357 July 2, 2011
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Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!
Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011
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Thrognasculate

To stride with purpose, arms behind back, legs splayed apart. The strides are as long as the attitude of the legs allows, often causing inadvertent bending of the knees.
After consuming more than his fair share of Cornish pastie Pete took to the hills, soon beginning to thrognasculate as was his custom.
by SlapOutCity March 22, 2013
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