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brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
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positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.
Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.
by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019
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Aussie position

It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
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Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...
I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. Amon to breathe .. I love you
by Whattodo November 24, 2019
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Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...
I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. A min to breathe .. I love you
by Whattodo November 24, 2019
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senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
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A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019
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