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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 22, 2010
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Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window
I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.
by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016
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opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"
I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
by thelunchtable June 10, 2011
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Windows 7.1

The codename from windows 7, It was originally named windows 7 second and advanced edition, And when windows 7 ended support in 2020, windows 7.1 became more popular than usual, so everyone wanted to upgrade, and in 2023, Windows 8.1 will end support, so it might become windows 8.2 (The second edition of Win8.1 and 8) Windows 7.1 is Never released, But is still used for when you have a notification on your Win7 device that says: Hello, Win7 ended support, And it shows a link that takes you to windows 7.1 setup, So that: "Never released" Version of windows might be released after all
MC David and Sam wanted to release windows 7.1 after january 14 2020
by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 15, 2022
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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the gray window

That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)
Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.
by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014
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window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.
Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
by charger752 October 22, 2010
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