by bubbagomp December 1, 2020

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021

Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?
Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
by rubybfdi April 24, 2020

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.
Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.
"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"
by Natbry May 24, 2020

"You're back from the store awfully fast!"
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021
