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covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.
One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.
by bubbagomp December 1, 2020
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Covid-19

“Covid-19 will be the end
by Pinksquid April 7, 2020
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COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021
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Covid-76

When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.
Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?

Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.
by rubybfdi April 24, 2020
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COVID Kiss

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.
"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"
by Natbry May 24, 2020
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COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.
"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020
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Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.
Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2021
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