Two blood

When a women has her period, so you rupture her an us causing it to bleed. Thus having two bloods.

It was felicias time of the month. So she'looks get two bloods tonight. Jsargent

by Jsargent March 19, 2016

mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

Level Two

A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.

He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.

by jaguaronprowl June 13, 2011

two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012