Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin

all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z

by sir balero May 24, 2023

The Lord's Water

The delicious not so nutritious Dr. Pepper.

Guy1: What are you Drinking?

Guy2 through the crusader's helmet on his way to Jerusalem: The Lord's Water!

by StoneBone01 January 29, 2021

Lord Pigu

Someone who streams games and is overall bad at them, but is fun to watch.

"Hey did you watch Carl pull a Lord Pigu on last night stream?"

by Cannonsplarts January 24, 2018

boner lord

king of boners

joe is the boner lord

by roasted_potato_salad April 3, 2022

drab lord

The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.

Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019