Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021

BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY

"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"

by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022

Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010