A girl who like a boy named Shawn Kiger who is really hot but she is loving and beautiful and all boys fall for her
by im a chicken nugget October 23, 2018
Get the jessica whitemug. by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021
Get the jessica bardenmug. When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.
Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*
by ToucanPlayThisGame July 1, 2019
Get the Pulling a Jessicamug. The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
by Steve January 27, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!
by Harold Maddux March 10, 2017
Get the Jessica tarlovmug. by Tereth February 21, 2005
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. by jerry pes July 27, 2008
Get the pulling a jessicamug.