hopping tard 

someone so beyond retarted they hop up and down. A hopping tard is someone that just annoys the shit out of by their stupidity and lack of self control.Very often bratty children are hopping tards.

that screaming kid's a hopping tard.

hopping tard by bill's old lady January 12, 2011

/b/tard 

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

/b/tard by Conductor Cat November 12, 2006

U-tard 

A person from Utah that thinks he/she knows it all...when in reality, they don't know s@#t! Bumkin-like behavior on the part of someone from Utah (usually BYU) that wishes they were originally from California.

Did that stupid U-tard just say: "Oh my heck?"

U-tard by DaBigKahuna November 19, 2005

Tat Tard 

Someone who has a stupid tattoo that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone that sees it.

Usually a foreign language, or letters from a different language.

Jeff is a tat tard. He got a tattoo on his arm in some funky foreign language that no one knows, it is probably Taiwanese and says, "Dumb Ass"!

Tat Tard by St.Mary January 14, 2006

smart tard 

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

smart tard by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008

blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.

You're a stupid blue-tard.

blue-tard by Mechafox July 18, 2006

Rofl-tard 

Rofl-tard - N.- One whom laughs so uncontrollably, they appear to suffer from a mental handicap

ex.- "Wow she is such a rofl-tard milk is coming out of her nose!"

Rofl-tard by Boogerballer3 February 5, 2009