Similar to Tom Foolery by name.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.
OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
-OR-
TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)
by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009
The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out
Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!
by IlikeCHEESEalot November 09, 2011
by Balllickerbrown May 24, 2022
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!
It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.
I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.
I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
by TomParkedMeaning April 17, 2017
A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
by badass4523 August 19, 2019
Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
by WR fan September 16, 2020