Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

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monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

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aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand

"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."

by HKSJ May 31, 2006

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Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

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kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

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Rhino Kiss

Showing affection to someone by knocking your forehead against theirs. Then immediately after, yell "rhino kiss!" and watch the surprised expression on their face.

Wake up in the morning and instead of leaning in for a real kiss, bonk their head with yours and exclaim, "Rhino Kiss!"

by Box Chubb September 15, 2010

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