Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.

Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

by mB-MaterialBITCH October 08, 2009

douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.

Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!

by g_lo May 09, 2009

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 11, 2008

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

re-douche

1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.

2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.

1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.

2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.

by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 08, 2004