junk in the trunk

1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.

Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.

by billy gisher November 9, 2006

trunksenkshual

another word for transexual

sonia is trunksenkshual

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool April 14, 2005

Trundle

A trundle is someone who you adore beyond belief (a best friend/family member) who happens to offend you greatly without meaning to do so. Someone who you want to wound without causing permanent damage.

-Hey Kat, don't you have mono? Or was it HiV?
-What?whatwhatwhat GABIE YOU TRUNDLE
-AHHHH! I'M SO WOUNDED!!!
-But not permanently.
-Oh. You're right. Cool. Sorry.

by NickiNirvana August 26, 2013

trunk out

To dance spastically or as if in seizure in the trunk or boot of a car. To get your groove thing on baggagairily.

Yo Kenny, don't trunk out, you're shaking my geo.

by stu beans April 15, 2007

trunk life

Started from the bottom now were here

Trunk life until I d.i.e.

by conspiraycc September 27, 2013

trunch

A slang term referring to either male or female genitalia.

"Hey sweet thing, show us your trunch!"

"How big is your trunch hun?"

"Get down and munch my trunch baby..."

by Syx. May 20, 2014

Plump trunk

A trunk where you put your plump chicken

Plump trunk can be used as an insult:

"you plumpy trunky chunky bitch"
or "macca the chunky funky hunky chunky schweff"

by plumpychunkybitch June 20, 2011