by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022
Get the Poopoo Swordmug. 
When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
Get the Glazed pork swordmug. "Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018
Get the Sword Swallowingmug. With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the French Lightning Swordmug. Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
Get the The pen is mightier than the swordmug. by raj789 November 15, 2018
Get the sword+fightingmug.