Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'

"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"

by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Strawberry Swing

When a girl starts going all bitch during her period.

John: "Wow, Sue went ape shit on Dave today."

Chris: "Don't mind her; she's just on her strawberry swing."

by SpicyPoyratez February 24, 2009

strawberry yum yum

Nasty and/or unidentified CRAP on any object in or around your house/pockets

Dude, i picked up my phone and it had this disgusting "Strawberry Yum Yum" on it! EWWW!

by David the douchebag May 3, 2008

Strawberry Jam

also, the act of dildo-ing yourself and/or others during menses (that's another word for 'period'), referring also to the aftermath of mung and chud which can further be used as a party favor.

1. Godd@m i love to eat your pussy after you strawberry jam that fucker.

2. Oh baby! there's still some strawberry jam crust on your favorite dildo from LAST month; do you want to use it anyway?

by pharaohmoan June 8, 2009

Strawberry Ice Cream

Another word for a penis,cock,dick,wang, schlong

Can I have some Strawberry Ice Cream for dessert?

by Mike Krotch November 6, 2007

Strawberry Milkshake

The act of mixing the girl's "crimson tide" with the man's jizz and making a pink coloured "milkshake"

I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face

by midget^ September 19, 2005

Strawberry Love Pudding

Bloody cum, jizz, semen, etc.

I jacked off to hard and shot strawberry love pudding.

I dropped a needle in my cock and cut something, then I jacked off and I shot strawberry love pudding.

by SEXYWORDDEALER October 10, 2008